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		<title>Betty White Wednesday 05/26/10</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 13:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Betty White Wednesday 05/19/10</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 13:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Betty White Wednesday 04/28/10</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newrose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So everyone knows that Betty White is just awesome.  So I&#8217;m going to start posting something on Betty White on Wednesdays.  What better way to celebrate Hump day then with Betty White.  There are so many things out there.  The woman is a comic genius.  Here is my first one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy St. Patrick&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I missed my weigh in post yesterday but I was bogged down with a few things.  One Sadie got me extremely addicted to the House of Night Series and I read all five books starting on Friday and finishing yesterday.  Yes it&#8217;s VERY addicting!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I missed my weigh in post yesterday but I was bogged down with a few things.  One <a href="http://findingperfect.com">Sadie</a> got me extremely addicted to the <a href="http://www.houseofnightseries.com">House of Night Series</a> and I read all five books starting on Friday and finishing yesterday.  Yes it&#8217;s VERY addicting!!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been struggling lately and it&#8217;s not something I&#8217;ll probably post a lot about since it&#8217;s very personal.  All I will say right now is that having a loved one with Alzheimer&#8217;s sucks beyond all belief.  Dealing with it and trying to stay strong in front of the kids without breaking down and crying is touch.  I&#8217;m emotional&#8230;I&#8217;m a Pisces what can I say.</p>
<p>As far as my weight.  I stayed the same.  No real change here.  Seems I&#8217;ve hit a slight plateau.  Need to correct that so I can keep going down.  </p>
<p>On a final note this video was being tweeted around and what better way to celebrate St. Patrick&#8217;s Day then with a rendition of Danny Boy</p>
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		<title>The The Impotence of Proofreading</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newrose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t posted a video in awhile and this one seemed appropriate today.  Mister Man has to design and make a game for his Advanced Math class in the next week and a half.  He has been working on it a little each day while he&#8217;s been home for snow days.  Big [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t posted a video in awhile and this one seemed appropriate today.  Mister Man has to design and make a game for his Advanced Math class in the next week and a half.  He has been working on it a little each day while he&#8217;s been home for snow days.  Big Daddy has been reading through his rules trying to help him see where his mistakes are and tweak it a little so it makes sense (Yes I know a twelve year old making sense is a lot to ask.  Anyway he had written a few double words and it immediately made me think of this.  Enjoy <img src='http://www.dracosrose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Prop 8 the Musical</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newrose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this on Mrs. B&#8217;s site and had to repost it.  It is hysterical.  True&#8230;but Hysterical!!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw this on <a href="http://silvermoonwitch.blogspot.com/">Mrs. B&#8217;s site</a> and had to repost it.  It is hysterical.  True&#8230;but Hysterical!!</p>
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		<title>Kids say the Darndest things Part two</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newrose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yesterday I shared two stories of some of the things that has been coming out of the kids mouths lately.  Today I have two more for you&#8230;
The first week of school was pretty uneventful I have to say.  My parents came to visit and so on Friday when it came time to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So yesterday I shared two stories of some of the things that has been coming out of the kids mouths lately.  Today I have two more for you&#8230;</p>
<p>The first week of school was pretty uneventful I have to say.  My parents came to visit and so on Friday when it came time to go pick up the Little Prince my Mom went with me.  We went in and picked him up and as we were walking back to the car my Mom is talking to him about his first week of school.</p>
<p><strong>Nana:</strong> So how was school today?<br />
<strong>Little Prince:</strong> Good.  Nana I have THREE girlfriends!<br />
<strong>Nana:</strong> I know!  Mommy told me.  Don&#8217;t you think you should get it down to one?  I mean what are you playing the field or something?&#8221;<br />
<strong>Little Prince:</strong> (Looking up at his Nana clearly confused) No Nana I was playing by myself.</p>
<p>Do you know how hard it is to stay upright on crutches when you are trying that hard not to laugh?</p>
<p>So during their visit the Little Prince wanted to play the Wii and show his Nana how good he was at one of the games.  So he&#8217;s playing.  I&#8217;m in the kitchen, Big Daddy is on his computer and Poppy has Mister Man off at his golf lessons. (Yes my 11 1/2 year old plays golf.  It&#8217;s all my parents fault.)  Out of no where we hear the following coming from the living room.</p>
<p><strong>Little Prince:</strong> I&#8217;M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!<br />
*queue record screeching to a halt*<br />
<strong>Nana:</strong> I&#8217;m sorry what did you say?<br />
<strong>Little Prince:</strong> (Looking at her clearly confused as to why she seemed upset) I said I&#8217;m gonna kick his ass Nana.<br />
<strong>Nana:</strong> (not sure if she should laugh or scold him at this point) Well that&#8217;s not a very nice word.  You shouldn&#8217;t say that.  Maybe try I&#8217;m gonna kick his butt&#8230;or I&#8217;m gonna kick his hynee<br />
<strong>Little Price:</strong> (very large heavy sigh) It&#8217;s just not the same</p>
<p>Yeah it was one of those moments that you don&#8217;t know if you should laugh&#8230;or yell.  Needless to say we had a talk about words he shouldn&#8217;t use.  Now to wait and see what else comes out of their mouths</p>
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