So lately around here some of the oddest things have been coming out of the kids mouths. And it’s been about the weirdest things too. I’ll give you a few examples.
The second day of school the Little Prince was home with us and he, Mister Man and I were sitting around talking about their days.
The Little Prince: Mommy guess what. I have THREE girlfriends (he’s holding three fingers up for emphasis)
Me: Wow! Three whole girlfriends. You know when your brother was in first grade he had seven girlfriends.
Mister man: (Who is leaning back in his chair trying to look cool) Dude…you need to step up your game.
Yes my 11 1/2 year old just told his six year old brother that he needed to step up his game. The next day the Little Prince and I are sitting in the car waiting in the drop off line until they will let us let the kids out talking.
Me: So tell me about your girlfriends. What are their names?
Little Prince: Oh they are Girlfriend one, Girlfriend two and Girlfriend three
Me: Well those are really pretty names. Tell me about Girlfriend one.
Little Prince: She’s brown.
Me: You mean her hair is brown.
Little Prince: (shaking his head) No she’s brown.
Me: You mean like Uncle Knucklehead (don’t like the guy he’s a friend of the exes)
Little Prince: (nodding) Yeah like Uncle Knucklehead
Me: (smiling at his blunt honesty) Okay well tell me about Girlfriend two
Little Prince: She’s blond like me.
Me: And what about Girlfriend Three
Little Prince: She’s blond like me too
Me: Well what color are their eyes?
Little Prince: (Looking at me like I’ve grown another head) Um Mommy why would I look at her eyes?
Yes it took every ounce of strength I had to not fall over laughing in my seat in the car. Needless to say the car line finally started moving and I could drop him off. I promptly called Sadie and shared the story.
Stay tuned tomorrow for another few stories that we’ve accumulated this month with what the kids have been saying.
September 30th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
OMG LOL!!! Hahahaha oh man I love that!